100+ En İyi Taşçı Şakası: Esrar Komedi Koleksiyonu

Welcome to the ultimate collection of stoner jokes, weed puns, and cannabis humor! Whether you're looking to break the ice at a smoke session with your Munchmakers'tan özel öğütücü or just need a good laugh, we've got you covered with over 100 jokes that celebrate the lighter side of cannabis culture.

hızlı cevap

En iyi stoner şakalarını mı arıyorsunuz? Doğru yere geldiniz! "Bitkilerime bir şaka anlattım... şimdi hepsi tomurcuklanan komedyenler" gibi klasik tek satırlıklardan esprili kelime oyunlarına ve gözlemsel mizahlara kadar, bu koleksiyonda her esrar meraklısı için bir şeyler var. Kategoriye göre düzenlenmiş 100'den fazla şaka için kaydırmaya devam edin.

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Klasik taşlı tek gömlek

Bu hızlı vuruşlar her durum için mükemmeldir:

1. Taşçı neden Cheerios'u dikti? He thought they were donut seeds.

2. Otunu yere döken taşçıya ne denir? Drug abuse.

3. Gerçek bir taşçı olduğunu nasıl anlarsın? When your friends make you a birthday cake shaped like a bong.

4. Bir taşçı ve bir politikacı arasındaki fark nedir? A politician doesn't inhale.

5. Taşçı neden portakal suyu kartonuna baktı? It said "concentrate."

6. İki spliff'li taşçıya ne diyorsunuz? Double-jointed.

7. Balıklar nasıl yükselir? Seaweed.

8. Taşçılar neden hiç üşümüyor? They're always surrounded by their buds.

Cannabis humor has a long history documented in sources like the Esrar kültürü hakkında Wikipedia makalesi.

9. Taşçı arkadaşına ne dedi? "I'm so high, I can hear colors."

10. Taşçı neden yolun karşısına geçti? ...What was the question again?

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Seni inleten ot kelime oyunları

Bu kelime oyunları çok kötü, iyiler:

11. Bir taşçının en sevdiği müzik türü nedir? Ragtime... wait, no... reggae!

12. Sana bir ot şakası yapacaktım... but I'll let it grow on you.

13. Esrar bitkisi neden bu kadar iyi bir arkadaştı? Because it was always there to help you mellow out.

14. Bir partide yüksek olan birine ne denir? The life of the potty.

15. Bir pot şakası yapmaya çalıştım... but my ideas went up in smoke.

16. Taşçılar neden bu kadar iyi arkadaş? They're always down to earth.

17. Tembel taşçıya ne diyorsunuz? A baked potato.

18. Taşçı neden fırıncı oldu? He wanted to get baked legally.

19. Bir taşçının en sevdiği egzersiz nedir? Rolling.

20. Bitkilerim bana bir sır verdi... It was bud-lieve-able.

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420 Jokes

Esrar kültüründe en ikonik sayıyı kutluyor:

21. 420 taşçılar için neden Noel gibi? Everyone gathers around a tree.

22. Bir taşçının dünyasında her zaman saat kaçtır? 4:20 somewhere!

23. Saatime tam 4:20'de baktım... and forgot what I was doing.

24. Taşcılar dijital saatleri neden sever? They get to see 4:20 twice a day.

25. Taşçının yılın en sevdiği tarihi hangisi? April 20th - it's like Christmas and New Year combined!

26. Bir taşçı nasıl sayılır? 1, 2, 3... wait, what comes after... oh yeah, 420!

27. Stonerers neden 4:20'ye alarm ayarlar? To remind them it's time to... wait, what was I saying?

28. Stoners için resmi saat dilimi nedir? 4:20 Standard Time.

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taşlı mantık şakaları

Çünkü bazen Stoner mantık en iyi mantıktır:

29. Taşçı düşüncesi: "If I eat my edible on an empty stomach, is my stomach really empty?"

30. Felsefe 420: "What if plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we die and decompose so they can consume us?"

31. Derin düşünce: "Maybe we're just pets for cats, and they're too polite to tell us."

32. Taşcı bilgelik: "I finally understand why it's called a blunt - because afterward, I'm blunt about everything."

33. Geç gece gerçekleştirme: "What if 'OK' is just a sideways stickman?"

34. Aklım karıştı: "The word 'bed' looks like a bed."

35. Yüksek düşünceler: "Do crabs think fish can fly?"

36. Taşçı felsefesi: "If you clean a vacuum, you become a vacuum cleaner."

37. Varoluşsal kriz: "Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?"

38. Derin soru: "If oranges are orange, why aren't lemons called yellows?"

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Munchie şakaları

Çünkü munchies gerçektir:

39. Taşçı neden Taco Bell'e gitti? To think outside the bun... and inside the stomach.

40. Bir taşçının en sevdiği pizza sosu nedir? All of them. Every single one.

41. Taşçı pişmiş bir akşam yemeğini nasıl anlarsınız? There's Doritos in the salad.

42. Taşçı neden dondurmasına turşu koydu? Don't knock it 'til you try it, man.

43. Bir taşçının mısır gevreği hakkında en sevdiği şey nedir? It's breakfast that's socially acceptable at 2 AM.

44. How many snacks does a stoner need? Yes.

45. Why do stoners love pizza delivery? It comes with its own circle of life.

46. What did the stoner say at the buffet? "Challenge accepted."

47. Why did the stoner refrigerator break? It was open too many times between 10 PM and 4 AM.

48. What's a stoner's emergency number? Domino's.

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Relationship Jokes

Love is in the air... and so is something else:

49. How does a stoner propose? "Will you be my pot-ner for life?"

50. What's a stoner's love language? Passing to the left.

51. Why are stoner couples so happy? They always share.

52. What did the stoner say on his wedding day? "I do... also, do we have snacks?"

53. How do stoners break up? "It's not you, it's my tolerance."

54. What's a stoner's idea of a romantic date? Netflix and grill... er, chill.

55. Why did the stoner get married at 4:20? It was high time!

56. What's the key to a happy stoner marriage? Joint accounts.

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Work & Career Jokes

Even stoners gotta make a living:

57. Why was the stoner such a good gardener? Green thumb came naturally.

58. What's a stoner's dream job? Professional taste tester at a snack factory.

59. Why did the stoner become a chef? He was already an expert at rolling.

60. How does a stoner answer the phone at work? "Yellow?"

61. Why was the stoner promoted? He was always thinking higher.

62. What's a stoner's favorite spreadsheet? The one that calculates how many grams are in an ounce.

63. Why do stoners make good philosophers? They're always contemplating life's big questions.

64. What do you call a stoner accountant? Someone who can count to 420.

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Movie & Pop Culture Jokes

Lights, camera, munchies:

65. Why do stoners love The Wizard of Oz? Something about that yellow brick road...

66. What's a stoner's favorite superhero? The Green Lantern - for obvious reasons.

67. Why do stoners love Finding Nemo? They relate to the forgetfulness.

68. What's a stoner's favorite Star Wars character? Chewbacca - great name for a wake 'n bake.

69. Why do stoners love Disney movies? The colors, man... the colors.

70. What's a stoner's favorite Lord of the Rings quote? "Pipe-weed!"

71. Why do stoners appreciate Inception? "A dream within a dream? Whoaaaa."

72. What's a stoner's favorite game show? "Wheel of... wait, what show is this?"

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Question & Answer Jokes

Classic setup-punchline format:

73. Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A: You can tune a piano but you can't... wait, what was the question?

74. Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Dude, it's pretty chill in the dark though.

75. Q: What do you get when you eat too many edibles?

A: A trip to the moon without leaving your couch.

76. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because it was feeling crumby... also it might have been an edible.

77. Q: What do clouds and stoners have in common?

A: They're both high and sometimes look at you funny.

78. Q: What's a stoner's favorite subject in school?

A: History - because they keep repeating themselves.

79. Q: What did the big bud say to the little bud?

A: "You've got a lot of growing up to do."

80. Q: How do you hide money from a stoner?

A: Put it in their shoes - they never look down there.

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Observational Humor

Things stoners notice:

81. Ever notice how time moves slower when you're high, but your pizza disappears faster?

82. Isn't it weird that we call it "hitting" a bong when we're being super gentle with it?

83. You know what's funny? Looking for your lighter when it's in your hand.

84. Random thought: If you roll a bad joint, is it still a joint effort?

85. Observation: A watched pot never boils, but a watched stoner definitely gets paranoid.

86. Funny how every great idea seems amazing at 2 AM and terrible at 2 PM.

87. Strange but true: Stoners can spend an hour deciding what to watch and five minutes watching it.

88. Curious fact: The munchies have zero respect for your diet.

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Animal Kingdom Jokes

Nature is lit:

89. What do you call a high bee? A buzzed bee.

90. Why do stoners love sloths? Spirit animals, man.

91. What's a stoner's favorite bird? The high-nest... er, highest?

92. Why do stoners relate to cats? Both can stare at nothing for hours.

93. What do you call a high snake? A baked noodle.

94. Why are stoners and squirrels alike? They both bury things and forget where.

95. What's a stoner's favorite fish? Puff puff bass.

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Bonus Jokes: The Extras

Because we promised 100+:

96. I got so high once... I tried to use my car key fob to unlock my front door. Then I wondered why the door beeped.

97. You know you're high when... you try to pause the microwave because you need to "process."

98. Stoner hack that failed: Putting chips in the fridge because "cold chips must be like cold pizza."

99. True story: Spent 20 minutes looking for my phone... while using the flashlight on my phone.

100. The ultimate stoner move: Heating up leftover pizza in the oven but forgetting you put it there until the smoke alarm reminds you.

101. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house.

102. What do you call a group of stoners at a classical concert? High society.

103. Why are stoners like turtles? They're both chill and carry their house wherever they go.

104. What did the stoner name his triplet sons? Bud, Buddy, and Budster.

105. Why did the stoner think he was a good cook? Everything he made was fire.

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How to Use These Jokes

At a smoke session: Drop a one-liner when there's a lull in conversation.

Breaking the ice: Stoner jokes are a great way to connect with fellow enthusiasts.

Social media: These make great captions and tweets.

Just for yourself: Sometimes you need to laugh at yourself, and that's perfectly fine.

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Why Cannabis Comedy Matters

Humor has always been a part of cannabis culture. From Cheech and Chong in the 1970s to modern-day comedians, laughter and cannabis go hand in hand. These jokes celebrate the community, the shared experiences, and the joy that comes from not taking yourself too seriously.

Whether you're a casual consumer or a dedicated enthusiast, these jokes remind us that at the end of the day, cannabis culture is about community, relaxation, and yes - plenty of laughs.

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Share Your Favorites

Got a joke that didn't make the list? The best stoner jokes often come from the community itself. Share them at your next session and keep the tradition of cannabis comedy alive!

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This guide is for entertainment purposes. Cannabis laws vary by jurisdiction.