100 以上の最高のストーナー ジョーク: 大麻コメディ コレクション

ストーナー ジョーク、雑草の駄洒落、大麻のユーモアの究極のコレクションへようこそ! スモーク セッションで氷を打ち砕こうとしている場合でも、大笑いが必要な場合でも、大麻文化の明るい面を祝う 100 以上のジョークでカバーできます。

迅速な答え

最高のストーナーのジョークをお探しですか? あなたは正しい場所に来ました！ 「私は自分の植物に冗談を言った...彼らは今、すべて新進気鋭のコメディアンだ」などの古典的なワンライナーから、機知に富んだ駄洒落や観察上のユーモアまで、このコレクションはすべての大麻愛好家向けです。 カテゴリ別に編成された 100 以上のジョークをスクロールし続けます。

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クラシック ストーナー ワンライナー

これらのクイック ヒットは、あらゆる機会に最適です。

1. ストーナーはなぜチェリオスを植えたのですか? He thought they were donut seeds.

2. 床に雑草をこぼしてストーナーが何と呼ぶ？ Drug abuse.

3. 自分が真のストーナーであることをどのようにして知ることができますか? When your friends make you a birthday cake shaped like a bong.

4. ストーナーと政治家の違いは何ですか? A politician doesn't inhale.

5. なぜストーナーはオレンジジュースのカートンを見つめたのですか? It said "concentrate."

6. 2 つのスプリフを持つストーナーを何と呼びますか? Double-jointed.

7. 魚はどうやってハイになるの? Seaweed.

8. ストーナーはなぜ冷えないの? They're always surrounded by their buds.

9. ストーナーは友人に何と言いましたか? "I'm so high, I can hear colors."

10. ストーナーが道路を渡ったのはなぜですか? ...What was the question again?

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うめき声をあげる雑草の駄洒落

これらの駄洒落はとても悪いです、良いです:

11. ストーナーの好きな音楽の種類は何ですか? Ragtime... wait, no... reggae!

12. 雑草の冗談を言うつもりだった... but I'll let it grow on you.

13. 大麻の植物はなぜこんなに良い友達だったのですか? Because it was always there to help you mellow out.

14. パーティーでハイの人を何と呼びますか? The life of the potty.

15. ポットジョークを考え出そうとした... but my ideas went up in smoke.

16. なぜストーナーはそんなに仲良しなの? They're always down to earth.

17. 怠惰なストーナーを何と呼びますか? A baked potato.

18. ストーナーがパン職人になったのはなぜですか? He wanted to get baked legally.

19. ストーナーの好きなエクササイズは何ですか? Rolling.

20. 私の植物が秘密を教えてくれた... It was bud-lieve-able.

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420 Jokes

大麻文化で最も象徴的な数字を祝う：

21. ストーナーにとって 420 がクリスマスのようなものなのはなぜですか? Everyone gathers around a tree.

22. ストーナーの世界はいつも何時? 4:20 somewhere!

23. 時計を4:20にチェックした... and forgot what I was doing.

24. ストーナーはなぜデジタル時計が好きなのですか? They get to see 4:20 twice a day.

25. ストーナーの今年のお気に入りの日付は? April 20th - it's like Christmas and New Year combined!

26. ストーナーはどのように数えますか? 1, 2, 3... wait, what comes after... oh yeah, 420!

27. ストーナーが 4:20 にアラームを設定するのはなぜですか? To remind them it's time to... wait, what was I saying?

28. ストーナーの公式タイムゾーンは? 4:20 Standard Time.

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ストーナーの論理ジョーク

ストーナー ロジックが最適なロジックである場合があるためです。

29. ストーナーは次のように考え "If I eat my edible on an empty stomach, is my stomach really empty?"

30. 哲学 420: "What if plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we die and decompose so they can consume us?"

31. 深い考え: "Maybe we're just pets for cats, and they're too polite to tell us."

32. ストーナーの知恵: "I finally understand why it's called a blunt - because afterward, I'm blunt about everything."

33. 深夜の実現: "What if 'OK' is just a sideways stickman?"

34. 驚いた: "The word 'bed' looks like a bed."

35. 高い考え: "Do crabs think fish can fly?"

36. ストーナー哲学: "If you clean a vacuum, you become a vacuum cleaner."

37. 実存的危機: "Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?"

38. 深い質問: "If oranges are orange, why aren't lemons called yellows?"

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マンチーのジョーク

マンチは本物だからです。

39. ストーナーはなぜタコベルに行ったの? To think outside the bun... and inside the stomach.

40. ストーナーのお気に入りのピザのトッピングは何ですか? All of them. Every single one.

41. ストーナーが夕食を作ったとどうやってわかるの? There's Doritos in the salad.

42. なぜストーナーは彼のアイスクリームにピクルスを塗ったのですか? Don't knock it 'til you try it, man.

43. シリアルのストーナーのお気に入りは何ですか? It's breakfast that's socially acceptable at 2 AM.

44. ストーナーは何回軽食を必要としますか? Yes.

45. ストーナーがピザの配達が好きな理由 It comes with its own circle of life.

46. What did the stoner say at the buffet? "Challenge accepted."

47. Why did the stoner refrigerator break? It was open too many times between 10 PM and 4 AM.

48. What's a stoner's emergency number? Domino's.

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Relationship Jokes

Love is in the air... and so is something else:

49. How does a stoner propose? "Will you be my pot-ner for life?"

50. What's a stoner's love language? Passing to the left.

51. Why are stoner couples so happy? They always share.

52. What did the stoner say on his wedding day? "I do... also, do we have snacks?"

53. How do stoners break up? "It's not you, it's my tolerance."

54. What's a stoner's idea of a romantic date? Netflix and grill... er, chill.

55. Why did the stoner get married at 4:20? It was high time!

56. What's the key to a happy stoner marriage? Joint accounts.

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Work & Career Jokes

Even stoners gotta make a living:

57. Why was the stoner such a good gardener? Green thumb came naturally.

58. What's a stoner's dream job? Professional taste tester at a snack factory.

59. Why did the stoner become a chef? He was already an expert at rolling.

60. How does a stoner answer the phone at work? "Yellow?"

61. Why was the stoner promoted? He was always thinking higher.

62. What's a stoner's favorite spreadsheet? The one that calculates how many grams are in an ounce.

63. Why do stoners make good philosophers? They're always contemplating life's big questions.

64. What do you call a stoner accountant? Someone who can count to 420.

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Movie & Pop Culture Jokes

Lights, camera, munchies:

65. Why do stoners love The Wizard of Oz? Something about that yellow brick road...

66. What's a stoner's favorite superhero? The Green Lantern - for obvious reasons.

67. Why do stoners love Finding Nemo? They relate to the forgetfulness.

68. What's a stoner's favorite Star Wars character? Chewbacca - great name for a wake 'n bake.

69. Why do stoners love Disney movies? The colors, man... the colors.

70. What's a stoner's favorite Lord of the Rings quote? "Pipe-weed!"

71. Why do stoners appreciate Inception? "A dream within a dream? Whoaaaa."

72. What's a stoner's favorite game show? "Wheel of... wait, what show is this?"

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Question & Answer Jokes

Classic setup-punchline format:

73. Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A: You can tune a piano but you can't... wait, what was the question?

74. Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Dude, it's pretty chill in the dark though.

75. Q: What do you get when you eat too many edibles?

A: A trip to the moon without leaving your couch.

76. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because it was feeling crumby... also it might have been an edible.

77. Q: What do clouds and stoners have in common?

A: They're both high and sometimes look at you funny.

78. Q: What's a stoner's favorite subject in school?

A: History - because they keep repeating themselves.

79. Q: What did the big bud say to the little bud?

A: "You've got a lot of growing up to do."

80. Q: How do you hide money from a stoner?

A: Put it in their shoes - they never look down there.

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Observational Humor

Things stoners notice:

81. Ever notice how time moves slower when you're high, but your pizza disappears faster?

82. Isn't it weird that we call it "hitting" a bong when we're being super gentle with it?

83. You know what's funny? Looking for your lighter when it's in your hand.

84. Random thought: If you roll a bad joint, is it still a joint effort?

85. Observation: A watched pot never boils, but a watched stoner definitely gets paranoid.

86. Funny how every great idea seems amazing at 2 AM and terrible at 2 PM.

87. Strange but true: Stoners can spend an hour deciding what to watch and five minutes watching it.

88. Curious fact: The munchies have zero respect for your diet.

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Animal Kingdom Jokes

Nature is lit:

89. What do you call a high bee? A buzzed bee.

90. Why do stoners love sloths? Spirit animals, man.

91. What's a stoner's favorite bird? The high-nest... er, highest?

92. Why do stoners relate to cats? Both can stare at nothing for hours.

93. What do you call a high snake? A baked noodle.

94. Why are stoners and squirrels alike? They both bury things and forget where.

95. What's a stoner's favorite fish? Puff puff bass.

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Bonus Jokes: The Extras

Because we promised 100+:

96. I got so high once... I tried to use my car key fob to unlock my front door. Then I wondered why the door beeped.

97. You know you're high when... you try to pause the microwave because you need to "process."

98. Stoner hack that failed: Putting chips in the fridge because "cold chips must be like cold pizza."

99. True story: Spent 20 minutes looking for my phone... while using the flashlight on my phone.

100. The ultimate stoner move: Heating up leftover pizza in the oven but forgetting you put it there until the smoke alarm reminds you.

101. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house.

102. What do you call a group of stoners at a classical concert? High society.

103. Why are stoners like turtles? They're both chill and carry their house wherever they go.

104. What did the stoner name his triplet sons? Bud, Buddy, and Budster.

105. Why did the stoner think he was a good cook? Everything he made was fire.

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How to Use These Jokes

At a smoke session: Drop a one-liner when there's a lull in conversation.

Breaking the ice: Stoner jokes are a great way to connect with fellow enthusiasts.

Social media: These make great captions and tweets.

Just for yourself: Sometimes you need to laugh at yourself, and that's perfectly fine.

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Why Cannabis Comedy Matters

Humor has always been a part of cannabis culture. From Cheech and Chong in the 1970s to modern-day comedians, laughter and cannabis go hand in hand. These jokes celebrate the community, the shared experiences, and the joy that comes from not taking yourself too seriously.

Whether you're a casual consumer or a dedicated enthusiast, these jokes remind us that at the end of the day, cannabis culture is about community, relaxation, and yes - plenty of laughs.

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Share Your Favorites

Got a joke that didn't make the list? The best stoner jokes often come from the community itself. Share them at your next session and keep the tradition of cannabis comedy alive!

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This guide is for entertainment purposes. Cannabis laws vary by jurisdiction.