100+ Lelucon Stoner Terbaik: Koleksi Komedi Ganja

Welcome to the ultimate collection of stoner jokes, weed puns, and cannabis humor! Whether you're looking to break the ice at a smoke session with your Penggiling khusus dari Munchmakers or just need a good laugh, we've got you covered with over 100 jokes that celebrate the lighter side of cannabis culture.

jawaban cepat

Mencari lelucon stoner terbaik? Anda telah datang ke tempat yang tepat! Dari kalimat klasik seperti "Saya memberi tahu tanaman saya lelucon ... mereka semua adalah komedian pemula sekarang" hingga permainan kata-kata jenaka dan humor observasional, koleksi ini memiliki sesuatu untuk setiap penggemar ganja. Terus gulir untuk 100+ lelucon yang diatur berdasarkan kategori.

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Stoner one-liner klasik

Hit cepat ini sangat cocok untuk setiap kesempatan:

1. Mengapa stoner menanam Cheerios? He thought they were donut seeds.

2. Apa yang Anda sebut stoner menumpahkan gulmanya di lantai? Drug abuse.

3. Bagaimana Anda tahu bahwa Anda adalah seorang stoner sejati? When your friends make you a birthday cake shaped like a bong.

4. Apa perbedaan antara stoner dan politisi? A politician doesn't inhale.

5. Mengapa stoner menatap karton jus jeruk? It said "concentrate."

6. Apa yang Anda sebut stoner dengan dua spliffs? Double-jointed.

7. Bagaimana ikan menjadi tinggi? Seaweed.

8. Mengapa Stoner tidak pernah kedinginan? They're always surrounded by their buds.

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9. Apa yang dikatakan stoner kepada temannya? "I'm so high, I can hear colors."

10. Mengapa stoner menyeberang jalan? ...What was the question again?

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Puns gulma yang akan membuatmu mengerang

Permainan kata-kata ini sangat buruk, mereka baik:

11. Apa jenis musik favorit stoner? Ragtime... wait, no... reggae!

12. Aku akan menceritakan lelucon gulma... but I'll let it grow on you.

13. Mengapa tanaman ganja menjadi teman yang baik? Because it was always there to help you mellow out.

14. Apa yang Anda sebut seseorang yang tinggi di sebuah pesta? The life of the potty.

15. Saya mencoba membuat lelucon pot ... but my ideas went up in smoke.

16. Mengapa Stoners seperti teman baik? They're always down to earth.

17. Apa yang Anda sebut stoner malas? A baked potato.

18. Mengapa stoner menjadi tukang roti? He wanted to get baked legally.

19. Apa latihan favorit stoner? Rolling.

20. Tanaman saya memberi tahu saya sebuah rahasia ... It was bud-lieve-able.

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420 Jokes

Merayakan nomor paling ikonik dalam budaya ganja:

21. Mengapa 420 seperti Natal untuk stoner? Everyone gathers around a tree.

22. Jam berapa selalu di dunia stoner? 4:20 somewhere!

23. saya cek jam nya tepat jam 4.20... and forgot what I was doing.

24. Mengapa Stoner Menyukai Jam Digital? They get to see 4:20 twice a day.

25. Apa tanggal favorit stoner tahun ini? April 20th - it's like Christmas and New Year combined!

26. Bagaimana hitungan stoner? 1, 2, 3... wait, what comes after... oh yeah, 420!

27. Mengapa Stoner Mengatur Alarm Untuk 4:20? To remind them it's time to... wait, what was I saying?

28. Apa zona waktu resmi untuk stoner? 4:20 Standard Time.

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lelucon logika stoner

Karena terkadang logika stoner adalah logika terbaik:

29. Stoner berpikir: "If I eat my edible on an empty stomach, is my stomach really empty?"

30. Filsafat 420: "What if plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we die and decompose so they can consume us?"

31. pemikiran yang mendalam: "Maybe we're just pets for cats, and they're too polite to tell us."

32. Kebijaksanaan stoner: "I finally understand why it's called a blunt - because afterward, I'm blunt about everything."

33. Realisasi larut malam: "What if 'OK' is just a sideways stickman?"

34. Pikiran meledak: "The word 'bed' looks like a bed."

35. Pikiran tinggi: "Do crabs think fish can fly?"

36. Filosofi Stoner: "If you clean a vacuum, you become a vacuum cleaner."

37. Krisis eksistensial: "Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?"

38. pertanyaan mendalam: "If oranges are orange, why aren't lemons called yellows?"

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lelucon kuda

Karena kudapan itu nyata:

39. Mengapa stoner pergi ke Taco Bell? To think outside the bun... and inside the stomach.

40. Apa topping pizza favorit stoner? All of them. Every single one.

41. Bagaimana Anda tahu stoner yang dimasak? There's Doritos in the salad.

42. Mengapa stoner menaruh acar di es krimnya? Don't knock it 'til you try it, man.

43. Apa hal favorit stoner tentang sereal? It's breakfast that's socially acceptable at 2 AM.

44. How many snacks does a stoner need? Yes.

45. Why do stoners love pizza delivery? It comes with its own circle of life.

46. What did the stoner say at the buffet? "Challenge accepted."

47. Why did the stoner refrigerator break? It was open too many times between 10 PM and 4 AM.

48. What's a stoner's emergency number? Domino's.

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Relationship Jokes

Love is in the air... and so is something else:

49. How does a stoner propose? "Will you be my pot-ner for life?"

50. What's a stoner's love language? Passing to the left.

51. Why are stoner couples so happy? They always share.

52. What did the stoner say on his wedding day? "I do... also, do we have snacks?"

53. How do stoners break up? "It's not you, it's my tolerance."

54. What's a stoner's idea of a romantic date? Netflix and grill... er, chill.

55. Why did the stoner get married at 4:20? It was high time!

56. What's the key to a happy stoner marriage? Joint accounts.

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Work & Career Jokes

Even stoners gotta make a living:

57. Why was the stoner such a good gardener? Green thumb came naturally.

58. What's a stoner's dream job? Professional taste tester at a snack factory.

59. Why did the stoner become a chef? He was already an expert at rolling.

60. How does a stoner answer the phone at work? "Yellow?"

61. Why was the stoner promoted? He was always thinking higher.

62. What's a stoner's favorite spreadsheet? The one that calculates how many grams are in an ounce.

63. Why do stoners make good philosophers? They're always contemplating life's big questions.

64. What do you call a stoner accountant? Someone who can count to 420.

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Movie & Pop Culture Jokes

Lights, camera, munchies:

65. Why do stoners love The Wizard of Oz? Something about that yellow brick road...

66. What's a stoner's favorite superhero? The Green Lantern - for obvious reasons.

67. Why do stoners love Finding Nemo? They relate to the forgetfulness.

68. What's a stoner's favorite Star Wars character? Chewbacca - great name for a wake 'n bake.

69. Why do stoners love Disney movies? The colors, man... the colors.

70. What's a stoner's favorite Lord of the Rings quote? "Pipe-weed!"

71. Why do stoners appreciate Inception? "A dream within a dream? Whoaaaa."

72. What's a stoner's favorite game show? "Wheel of... wait, what show is this?"

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Question & Answer Jokes

Classic setup-punchline format:

73. Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A: You can tune a piano but you can't... wait, what was the question?

74. Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Dude, it's pretty chill in the dark though.

75. Q: What do you get when you eat too many edibles?

A: A trip to the moon without leaving your couch.

76. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because it was feeling crumby... also it might have been an edible.

77. Q: What do clouds and stoners have in common?

A: They're both high and sometimes look at you funny.

78. Q: What's a stoner's favorite subject in school?

A: History - because they keep repeating themselves.

79. Q: What did the big bud say to the little bud?

A: "You've got a lot of growing up to do."

80. Q: How do you hide money from a stoner?

A: Put it in their shoes - they never look down there.

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Observational Humor

Things stoners notice:

81. Ever notice how time moves slower when you're high, but your pizza disappears faster?

82. Isn't it weird that we call it "hitting" a bong when we're being super gentle with it?

83. You know what's funny? Looking for your lighter when it's in your hand.

84. Random thought: If you roll a bad joint, is it still a joint effort?

85. Observation: A watched pot never boils, but a watched stoner definitely gets paranoid.

86. Funny how every great idea seems amazing at 2 AM and terrible at 2 PM.

87. Strange but true: Stoners can spend an hour deciding what to watch and five minutes watching it.

88. Curious fact: The munchies have zero respect for your diet.

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Animal Kingdom Jokes

Nature is lit:

89. What do you call a high bee? A buzzed bee.

90. Why do stoners love sloths? Spirit animals, man.

91. What's a stoner's favorite bird? The high-nest... er, highest?

92. Why do stoners relate to cats? Both can stare at nothing for hours.

93. What do you call a high snake? A baked noodle.

94. Why are stoners and squirrels alike? They both bury things and forget where.

95. What's a stoner's favorite fish? Puff puff bass.

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Bonus Jokes: The Extras

Because we promised 100+:

96. I got so high once... I tried to use my car key fob to unlock my front door. Then I wondered why the door beeped.

97. You know you're high when... you try to pause the microwave because you need to "process."

98. Stoner hack that failed: Putting chips in the fridge because "cold chips must be like cold pizza."

99. True story: Spent 20 minutes looking for my phone... while using the flashlight on my phone.

100. The ultimate stoner move: Heating up leftover pizza in the oven but forgetting you put it there until the smoke alarm reminds you.

101. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house.

102. What do you call a group of stoners at a classical concert? High society.

103. Why are stoners like turtles? They're both chill and carry their house wherever they go.

104. What did the stoner name his triplet sons? Bud, Buddy, and Budster.

105. Why did the stoner think he was a good cook? Everything he made was fire.

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How to Use These Jokes

At a smoke session: Drop a one-liner when there's a lull in conversation.

Breaking the ice: Stoner jokes are a great way to connect with fellow enthusiasts.

Social media: These make great captions and tweets.

Just for yourself: Sometimes you need to laugh at yourself, and that's perfectly fine.

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Why Cannabis Comedy Matters

Humor has always been a part of cannabis culture. From Cheech and Chong in the 1970s to modern-day comedians, laughter and cannabis go hand in hand. These jokes celebrate the community, the shared experiences, and the joy that comes from not taking yourself too seriously.

Whether you're a casual consumer or a dedicated enthusiast, these jokes remind us that at the end of the day, cannabis culture is about community, relaxation, and yes - plenty of laughs.

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Share Your Favorites

Got a joke that didn't make the list? The best stoner jokes often come from the community itself. Share them at your next session and keep the tradition of cannabis comedy alive!

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