Why are stoner jokes so popular?

Cannabis has been part of comedy culture for decades. The relaxed, giggly effects of cannabis pair perfectly with humor, and the 420 community has developed its own unique brand of comedy that celebrates the lighter side of cannabis culture.

Can I share these jokes?

Absolutely! These jokes are meant to be shared with friends, at parties, or anywhere cannabis enthusiasts gather. Laughter is best when shared, and these jokes are perfect for breaking the ice or lightening the mood.

Are puns really that funny when high?

Yes! Many cannabis consumers report that wordplay and puns become funnier when relaxed. The lateral thinking involved in understanding puns seems to be enhanced, making even groaner puns hilarious.

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klasični stoner jednostruki

Ovi brzi hitovi savršeni su za svaku priliku:

1. Zašto je kamenjar posadila Cheerios? He thought they were donut seeds.

2. Kako se zove kamenčić koji prolijeva svoj korov po podu? Drug abuse.

3. Kako znaš da si pravi stoner? When your friends make you a birthday cake shaped like a bong.

4. Koja je razlika između stonera i političara? A politician doesn't inhale.

5. Zašto je kamenac zurio u kutiju soka od naranče? It said "concentrate."

6. Kako se zove stoner s dva spliffa? Double-jointed.

7. Kako ribe napuhavaju? Seaweed.

8. Zašto se kamenčićima nikada ne ohladi? They're always surrounded by their buds.

9. Što je kamenac rekao svom prijatelju? "I'm so high, I can hear colors."

10. Zašto je Stoner prešao cestu? ...What was the question again?

Trave kalikove od kojih ćete zastenjati

Ove igre riječi su tako loše, dobre su:

11. Koja je Stonerova omiljena vrsta glazbe? Ragtime... wait, no... reggae!

12. Htio sam ti ispričati vic o travi... but I'll let it grow on you.

13. Zašto je biljka kanabisa bila tako dobar prijatelj? Because it was always there to help you mellow out.

14. Kako nazvati nekoga tko je napuhan na zabavi? The life of the potty.

15. Pokušao sam smisliti lonac... but my ideas went up in smoke.

16. Zašto su stoneri tako dobri prijatelji? They're always down to earth.

17. Kako se zove lijeni stoner? A baked potato.

18. Zašto je Stoner postao pekar? He wanted to get baked legally.

19. Koja je Stonerova omiljena vježba? Rolling.

20. Moje biljke su mi ispričale tajnu... It was bud-lieve-able.

420 Jokes

Slavimo najikoničniji broj u kulturi kanabisa:

21. Zašto je 420 kao Božić za stoners? Everyone gathers around a tree.

22. Koliko je sati uvijek u svijetu stonera? 4:20 somewhere!

23. Provjerio sam sat točno u 4:20... and forgot what I was doing.

24. Zašto stoneri vole digitalne satove? They get to see 4:20 twice a day.

25. Koji je Stonerov omiljeni datum u godini? April 20th - it's like Christmas and New Year combined!

26. Kako se računa stoner? 1, 2, 3... wait, what comes after... oh yeah, 420!

27. Zašto stoneri postavljaju alarme za 4:20? To remind them it's time to... wait, what was I saying?

28. Koja je službena vremenska zona za stonere? 4:20 Standard Time.

Stoner Logic vicevi

Jer ponekad je stoner logika najbolja logika:

29. Stoner misao: "If I eat my edible on an empty stomach, is my stomach really empty?"

30. Filozofija 420: "What if plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we die and decompose so they can consume us?"

31. Duboka misao: "Maybe we're just pets for cats, and they're too polite to tell us."

32. Stoner mudrost: "I finally understand why it's called a blunt - because afterward, I'm blunt about everything."

33. Kasnonoćna realizacija: "What if 'OK' is just a sideways stickman?"

34. umno: "The word 'bed' looks like a bed."

35. Visoke misli: "Do crabs think fish can fly?"

36. Stoner filozofija: "If you clean a vacuum, you become a vacuum cleaner."

37. Egzistencijalna kriza "Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?"

38. duboko pitanje: "If oranges are orange, why aren't lemons called yellows?"

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Jer jesti su stvarni:

39. Zašto je stoner otišao u Taco Bell? To think outside the bun... and inside the stomach.

40. Koji je Stonerov omiljeni preljev za pizzu? All of them. Every single one.

41. Kako znate stoner kuhanu večeru? There's Doritos in the salad.

42. Zašto je Stoner stavio kiseli krastavčići na svoj sladoled? Don't knock it 'til you try it, man.

43. Što je Stonerovo omiljeno kod žitarica? It's breakfast that's socially acceptable at 2 AM.

44. Koliko grickalica treba stoneru? Yes.

45. Zašto stoneri vole dostavu pizze? It comes with its own circle of life.

46. What did the stoner say at the buffet? "Challenge accepted."

47. Why did the stoner refrigerator break? It was open too many times between 10 PM and 4 AM.

48. What's a stoner's emergency number? Domino's.

Relationship Jokes

Love is in the air... and so is something else:

49. How does a stoner propose? "Will you be my pot-ner for life?"

50. What's a stoner's love language? Passing to the left.

51. Why are stoner couples so happy? They always share.

52. What did the stoner say on his wedding day? "I do... also, do we have snacks?"

53. How do stoners break up? "It's not you, it's my tolerance."

54. What's a stoner's idea of a romantic date? Netflix and grill... er, chill.

55. Why did the stoner get married at 4:20? It was high time!

56. What's the key to a happy stoner marriage? Joint accounts.

Work & Career Jokes

Even stoners gotta make a living:

57. Why was the stoner such a good gardener? Green thumb came naturally.

58. What's a stoner's dream job? Professional taste tester at a snack factory.

59. Why did the stoner become a chef? He was already an expert at rolling.

60. How does a stoner answer the phone at work? "Yellow?"

61. Why was the stoner promoted? He was always thinking higher.

62. What's a stoner's favorite spreadsheet? The one that calculates how many grams are in an ounce.

63. Why do stoners make good philosophers? They're always contemplating life's big questions.

64. What do you call a stoner accountant? Someone who can count to 420.

Movie & Pop Culture Jokes

Lights, camera, munchies:

65. Why do stoners love The Wizard of Oz? Something about that yellow brick road...

66. What's a stoner's favorite superhero? The Green Lantern - for obvious reasons.

67. Why do stoners love Finding Nemo? They relate to the forgetfulness.

68. What's a stoner's favorite Star Wars character? Chewbacca - great name for a wake 'n bake.

69. Why do stoners love Disney movies? The colors, man... the colors.

70. What's a stoner's favorite Lord of the Rings quote? "Pipe-weed!"

71. Why do stoners appreciate Inception? "A dream within a dream? Whoaaaa."

72. What's a stoner's favorite game show? "Wheel of... wait, what show is this?"

Question & Answer Jokes

Classic setup-punchline format:

73. Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A: You can tune a piano but you can't... wait, what was the question?

74. Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Dude, it's pretty chill in the dark though.

75. Q: What do you get when you eat too many edibles?

A: A trip to the moon without leaving your couch.

76. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because it was feeling crumby... also it might have been an edible.

77. Q: What do clouds and stoners have in common?

A: They're both high and sometimes look at you funny.

78. Q: What's a stoner's favorite subject in school?

A: History - because they keep repeating themselves.

79. Q: What did the big bud say to the little bud?

A: "You've got a lot of growing up to do."

80. Q: How do you hide money from a stoner?

A: Put it in their shoes - they never look down there.

Observational Humor

Things stoners notice:

81. Ever notice how time moves slower when you're high, but your pizza disappears faster?

82. Isn't it weird that we call it "hitting" a bong when we're being super gentle with it?

83. You know what's funny? Looking for your lighter when it's in your hand.

84. Random thought: If you roll a bad joint, is it still a joint effort?

85. Observation: A watched pot never boils, but a watched stoner definitely gets paranoid.

86. Funny how every great idea seems amazing at 2 AM and terrible at 2 PM.

87. Strange but true: Stoners can spend an hour deciding what to watch and five minutes watching it.

88. Curious fact: The munchies have zero respect for your diet.

Animal Kingdom Jokes

Nature is lit:

89. What do you call a high bee? A buzzed bee.

90. Why do stoners love sloths? Spirit animals, man.

91. What's a stoner's favorite bird? The high-nest... er, highest?

92. Why do stoners relate to cats? Both can stare at nothing for hours.

93. What do you call a high snake? A baked noodle.

94. Why are stoners and squirrels alike? They both bury things and forget where.

95. What's a stoner's favorite fish? Puff puff bass.

Bonus Jokes: The Extras

Because we promised 100+:

96. I got so high once... I tried to use my car key fob to unlock my front door. Then I wondered why the door beeped.

97. You know you're high when... you try to pause the microwave because you need to "process."

98. Stoner hack that failed: Putting chips in the fridge because "cold chips must be like cold pizza."

99. True story: Spent 20 minutes looking for my phone... while using the flashlight on my phone.

100. The ultimate stoner move: Heating up leftover pizza in the oven but forgetting you put it there until the smoke alarm reminds you.

101. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house.

102. What do you call a group of stoners at a classical concert? High society.

103. Why are stoners like turtles? They're both chill and carry their house wherever they go.

104. What did the stoner name his triplet sons? Bud, Buddy, and Budster.

105. Why did the stoner think he was a good cook? Everything he made was fire.

How to Use These Jokes

At a smoke session: Drop a one-liner when there's a lull in conversation.

Breaking the ice: Stoner jokes are a great way to connect with fellow enthusiasts.

Social media: These make great captions and tweets.

Just for yourself: Sometimes you need to laugh at yourself, and that's perfectly fine.

Why Cannabis Comedy Matters

Humor has always been a part of cannabis culture. From Cheech and Chong in the 1970s to modern-day comedians, laughter and cannabis go hand in hand. These jokes celebrate the community, the shared experiences, and the joy that comes from not taking yourself too seriously.

Whether you're a casual consumer or a dedicated enthusiast, these jokes remind us that at the end of the day, cannabis culture is about community, relaxation, and yes - plenty of laughs.

Got a joke that didn't make the list? The best stoner jokes often come from the community itself. Share them at your next session and keep the tradition of cannabis comedy alive!

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